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Barbie Demotivational Poster

I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS - What's so weird about that?

FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago


TAGS: shrimp barbie humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:54 pm
This dear lg is going out to my friends! 5 still laughing L's.
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2015, 11:00 pm
Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 10:35 pm

Let's put another...
lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 9:27 pm

Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 9:22 pm
Absolutely friggin' brilliant!


HOMICIDAL BARBIE - The black widow toy for the next generation of young women

TAGS: homicidal barbies toy young women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:19 am
that's #2 Fido is finishing off the first one under the table
Budog - June 26, 2011, 5:10 am
I found another one I will have to make a poster of tomorrow...
Preacher Man - June 26, 2011, 4:27 am
Truth to tell, my little girl would love this. She's every bit as warped as her Daddy.

BARBIE - Special Dunkin' Donuts limited edition

OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie

TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

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justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm


TAGS: at 50 barbie questions her beaus love
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm
Uh... you dumped me remember???


SEE MUM - Even Barbie Gets Old

BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !

TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L

REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!

TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)

OFFICE GIRL BARBIE - She knows how to advertise her skills

BARBIE - Setting an example for young girls since 1959


TAGS: tattoo barbie ken
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - November 25, 2009, 6:42 pm
She's got keloids too

BENEFITS BARBIE - Look kids, Barbie now has kids... and a heroin addiction! Needles sold separately.

COMPUTER ENGINEER BARBIE - Still a DUMB blond...really!

TAGS: barbie
Rating: 3.17/5

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hang-over barbie -

TAGS: collector barbie
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2013, 1:15 am
Lol! At fir5t sight of the picture, not text, I thought it'd be bulimia Barbie.


TAGS: rl barbie dolls
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - June 1, 2012, 2:38 am
Timely with passing of Aussie Robin Gibb last week, Air.

HUMAN BARBIES - You Can Kiss the Doll, But the Doll Ain't Kissin' Back.

TAGS: barbie dolls human sick freak
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - November 23, 2012, 8:13 am
All of your questions can be answered here. https://www.realdoll.com/
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 6:27 am
Not that I want one for myself, but my friend would like to know where he could get one of these…and are there other things they don’t do back…like talk?....are straps optional?....he’ll have more questions, I’m sure
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2012, 4:20 am
It REALLY is. Can you imagine these are the ones that AREN'T strapped down in a padded cell?
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:27 am
Kinda creepy actually.

STEREOTYPES - they start early

TAGS: barbie woman drivers
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by GreatWhiteHype

GreatWhiteHype - January 29, 2010, 6:35 am
actually i have. I popped one's cherry, and nothing... wait a minute, that bitch lied to me!
culos - January 28, 2010, 4:49 am
Just askin' but have you actually tried that, I mean checked whether they bleed? I'm sure PMS Barbie does, don't know about the others...
GreatWhiteHype - January 27, 2010, 5:52 pm
well yeah, barbies dont have blood sooooo
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:58 pm
That is so fake!

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

PARENT OUTRAGE OVER BARBIE'S CLEAVAGE? - Barbie's been ending up nude in our toy boxes with Ken, G.I. Joe, and numerous other action figures for 50 years so why are... oh that's why.

TAGS: barbie come on random ken action figure girl g i joe toy box
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 11:12 am
O i thought i was going crazy. Yay, im not!
thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 11:09 am
Yeah, by the same guy. Old one was deleted, I guess. Was supposed to find a better pic.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 10:57 am
Hasn't this been done before and somewhat recently?


SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE - As the global financial crisis is still upon us we just can't afford to let the wife keep buying all those damn barbie dolls

TAGS: doll kids barbie star pink
Rating: 3.75/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 27, 2011, 9:48 pm
Too bad their mothers are so insecure with themselves that they feel the need to dress their little girls up like...just to make a buck or too make themselves feel better. Shame! The mothers should invest the money on counselling help for themselves.
rerun - July 27, 2011, 8:48 pm

have a former neighbor, her daughter was a winner on the Toddler & Tieras TV series. Really scary how the kids look.
rnbw00 - July 27, 2011, 7:49 pm
I heard a parent describe a little girl dressed in a skimpy pagent costume as a PROSTITOT. Nice term. I like it.

BARBIE BIKES - They're the new way to keepin' it real

TAGS: bike represent barbie
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by SystemFailed

agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
THis is better, System. Doesn't excuse the other stuff, but you need to try harder over all... be more discerning before submitting.

WWGIJD - What would G.I.Joe do?

TATTOOED BARBIE - You're No Daughter Of Mine!

TAGS: barbie
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

phydeaux - January 19, 2010, 3:32 pm
R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 1:22 pm
You don't need an excuse to undress Barbie...Too much sharing?
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
Cubby got this as an excuse to undress Barbie...

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS - She even comes with two cute friends as accessories.

Give Your Daughter the Best -

TAGS: barbie skank daughters children s toys
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 12:14 pm
Thanks, ug. I personally would NEVER let my daughter EVER play with a Barbie for this reason amongst others.
ughomer - August 13, 2013, 5:05 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Gud 1 Crotch!


Crimes Of Fashion -

BARBIE - Yeah, that's the doll I want for Christmas!

TAGS: barbie xmas present woman sexy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:44 pm
...and she still has a "full Brazilian" wax job.

I REMEMBER THE TIME - when little girls played with Barbie instead trying to look like her

TAGS: barbie
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Brawler

EmilioDumphque - March 23, 2013, 1:57 am
I remember when Barbie was the only girl with a full Brazilian!
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:47 pm
I remember when little girls played with Raggedy Ann, and ended up looking like Raggedy Ann

BARBIE - Her Career Goals Explained !!

S&M BARBIE - Sorry, it's no knockoff. Keep your daughters safe...


L'Oreal -

Boy Toy -

TAGS: bruce jenner barbie plastic fake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Thedewd - October 1, 2016, 10:58 am
Janet Jackson is missing from this photo, she is all plastic.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2016, 8:36 pm
how is bruce going these days?
MissPriss - September 29, 2016, 7:23 pm
Guess Ken would fit the poster too teehee.
JesusWept - September 29, 2016, 1:15 pm

Getcher motor runnin' -

TAGS: pink pug barbie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - March 27, 2016, 8:55 pm
I did.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 5:33 pm

Did ya post this at DigMyDog, too?
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 2:21 pm
Heavy metal thunder!! ^^^^^Up


TAGS: barbie ken doll
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2015, 8:50 pm
Whoa! I never thought of that before, but you're right. I think you're on to something.
lcraver - August 23, 2015, 3:04 pm
This has gotta be the gayest Ken yet - but then if your girl was as anorexic as this one you might be at least thinking about it!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:27 am
LOL! What's wrong with a little arm candy?!!!! Dear feminists, it doesn't matter who holds the door, just say 'thank you'. They're being nice. While you're at it, hold the door for the guy whose arms are full that's behind you. It's called being nice! 5L!

BARBIE - Snapped -

BARBIE - Gone Native -